Buy an alternative present for someone who has everything

	*Alternative Present*

Orders

Just choose variation, then pay correct fee

state clearly your deadline, leave rest up to me

If you would like a poem / rhyme for your loved one or special friend, the following is required.

1. Your decision as to which style of rhyme / poem, you require

eg do you want my standard rhyme, a nursery rhyme, a

christmas song etc. The rhymes etc are personalized to

however you desire.

<..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..>

2. I need some personal information about the person who the

rhyme is intended, eg. favourite colour, favourite food, age,

favourite holiday destination, dislikes, funny stories etc.

Whatever information you want included in the rhyme so it is

personal to them. ( This remains totally confidential and is

destroyed the moment you are happy with the final copy ).

<..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..>

3. The fee for the standard rhyme ( most popular ) is £3 for each

verse. If you want a long poem, up to 8 verses, we do a

special offer of 8 verses for £15.

<..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..>

4. All other rhymes, limericks, nursery rhymes etc cost £5 per

verse.

<..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..>

5. You need to give me a deadline as to when you will require

your rhyme by.

<..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..>

6. Simply contact me by telephone, email or write to me at the

address at the bottom of this page.

<..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..>

7. Payment can be made by sending a cheque payable to G.

Jackson, to the address at the bottom of the page, or by

sending an instant payment via paypal, to the paypal email

Geoff@alternativepresent.com

<..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..><..>

Geoff Jackson

17 Westbourne Road

Wallasey

Wirral

Merseyside

CH44 2EN

Geoff@alternativepresent.com

Telephone: 079321-78286

If you want to send an instant payment for my services simply click on this paypal link and enter the correct amount for however many verses you require. If you prefer to pay by cheque, then please send to the address shown above.

Once you decide to have a poem created, sit back and relax

I will use the information you give me to create a fantastic rhyme of your choice. Once I have finished I will send to you the finished copy via a method of your choice, ( fax, email or letter )

If you are unhappy with any part, contact me immediately and I will change at no extra charge. I want you to be 100% satisfied with the final outcome.

When you are happy transfer my words onto a letter, card etc using your own handwriting. The recipient will now think you have wrote the words and hopefully everyone will be very, very happy!