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Just choose variation, then pay correct fee
state clearly your deadline, leave rest up to me

If you would like a poem / rhyme for your loved one or special friend, the following is required.
                  eg do you want my standard rhyme, a nursery rhyme, a
                  however you desire.
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             2.  I need some personal information about the person who the 
                  rhyme is intended, eg. favourite colour, favourite food, age,
                  favourite holiday destination, dislikes, funny stories etc.  
                  Whatever information you want included in the rhyme so it is 
                  personal to them.  ( This remains totally confidential and is
                  destroyed the moment you are happy with the final copy ).
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          3.  The fee for the standard rhyme ( most popular ) is £3 for each
                  verse.   If you want a long poem, up to 8 verses, we do a
                  special offer of 8 verses for £15. 
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          4.  All other rhymes, limericks, nursery rhymes etc cost £5 per
                 verse.          
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            5.  You need to give me a deadline as to when you will require
                 your rhyme by.
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            6.  Simply contact me by telephone or email.
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          7.  Payment can be made by sending an instant payment via paypal, to
                 the paypal email
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Telephone: 079321-78286
If you want to send an instant payment for my services simply click on this paypal link and enter the correct amount for however many verses you require.  If you prefer to pay by cheque, then please send to the address shown above.

Once you decide to have a poem created, sit back and relax
 
I will use the information you give me to create a fantastic rhyme of your choice.  Once I have finished I will send to you the finished copy via a method of your choice, ( fax, email or letter )
If you are unhappy with any part, contact me immediately and I will change at no extra charge.  I want you to be 100% satisfied with the final outcome.
When you are happy transfer my words onto a letter, card etc using your own handwriting.  The recipient will now think you have wrote the words and hopefully everyone will be very, very happy!